Chords, Knives and Windows

Hello hello!

Ohh, Blogger is all new! Fancy! I hope it's better than the previous one which was shite.

Quick update. I absolutely looooove my job. I work with teenagers. I have a tag team partner whom I work with. She is very lovely! Absolutely great! I usually work in the evenings so goodbyes night life but it's alright, I work better in the evenings anyway :)

I moved into my new flat!! I still own nothing, internet was just set today so .. yay! Four long days without it. .. Yea. I have an internet problem. My first evening in the new flat was interesting as I had forgotten to buy forks and knives and spoons..  I only had like bread knife. So yes, I ate my noodles with that. It was sad really. Went to get some new stuff so this wouldn't happen again.

My biggest problem has been with chords. I had chords to internet, tv and digi box and only two outlets. Big decisions in life, watch telly or be online. Luckily being a wee nerdy helps and everything is buzzing nicely now.

BIG BROTHER started.

"How can you watch that shite blaa blaa.." I like it. I think I explained it last year? Yes? To quote myself from last year:

...Oh yea, I've heard all the excuses why I shouldn't watch Big Brother and I agree with almost all of the them but at the same time I'm nosy. I like how people are put into a house and seeing how curtains close. And It Is Entertaining. I have to admit this is somewhat a new phenomena to me because I started watching Big Brother last year, I do know who the previous winners are etc etc .."

Do I have a favorite for this year?
Hmm.

It's only few episodes down BUT I think I like Salar.  There is also something goofy about Mikael. Women? Bleeh to all of them. I'm SOOO happy that Tiia left. She annoyed the living shite out of me. Bye bye bitch, go cry home

HEY. What happened when I was watching Big Brother in the first time? 

I ate chocolate. No biggy. That's what women do sometimes (often).  Anyway, as I was enjoying a piece and CRACK! 

"Johanna, there is a GLASS in my chocolate! Look!"

- ---- -- Jenni that is you tooth. 

"OH MY GOD DYING HERE WHAT!" 

Called dentist the next morning and got an appointment and tooth fixed. For those who don't know. I have a severe fear of the dentist. Mum had to company me to the dentist till high school. My ear leads into a traumatic experience in that chair when i was younger. I was 9 and my dentist was a butcher and that one time caused that ever since I can't go to that chair without being afraid to death. I shake and twist my arms. Tears fall from my eyes.. Can' t really help it :( I always tell the dentist that i'm afraid and they are more careful with me.

Why did I think there was glass in the chocolate? Dude, I lived in Kenya. Things I've found from my food/snacks. Stones, glass, ants.. So gimme a break.

Okay. That's about it. Time for some online shopping :))

HEY. If you feel like laughing.. Here is what happened to Hanna today. I thought my life was weird but hers... Oh my. 

Hanna : 

What an end to a perfectly normal work day. As I was leaving the office, I realized that all the doors were locked and I couldn't get out. Solution: I had to jump out from the window. An older lady seeing me trying to figure out just how to jump almost called the police because she thought I was breaking in (or well, technically, breaking out) from the building..

Now thinking about it, I should have maybe called someone but that would have required me to explain it all in German. So I figured a quicker solution was just simply jump lol

Bye bye little elves!

Jenni

PS. Happy Birthday to my lovely Teija sweetest.